Difference between revisions of "Stu's Piecart"
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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
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I had a mate <br> | I had a mate <br> | ||
And his name was Stu <br> | And his name was Stu <br> | ||
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''Chorus:''<br> | ''Chorus:''<br> | ||
''Stuey, Goodbye my friend''<br> | ''Stuey, Goodbye my friend''<br> | ||
| − | ''We'll miss your | + | ''We'll miss your homestyle cooking''<br> |
''Till the very end''<br> | ''Till the very end''<br> | ||
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Was two foot long<br> | Was two foot long<br> | ||
And he had sores on his legs<br> | And he had sores on his legs<br> | ||
| − | He'd always be at | + | He'd always be at Eastside Robbie Burns<br> |
Sculling back Brewex kegs<br> | Sculling back Brewex kegs<br> | ||
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| − | But one day the | + | But one day the Health Department came<br> |
And closed poor old Stuey down<br> | And closed poor old Stuey down<br> | ||
Now we have to go to McDonald's<br> | Now we have to go to McDonald's<br> | ||
Revision as of 23:15, 31 March 2007
Song by the Mobile Stud Unit, from their 1998 album Bloodspew. Apparently based on a vaguely true story about an actual pie cart in student-dominated Hamilton East in the late 1980s/early 1990s which was shut down by health authorities.
Lyrics
I had a mate
And his name was Stu
His burgers and chips were divine
I ate them all the time
Down at the River City Diner
Till a 1/4 past 3
Stuey always had a joke
And a beer and a smoke for me
Chorus:
Stuey, Goodbye my friend
We'll miss your homestyle cooking
Till the very end
Stuey's buttcrack
Was two foot long
And he had sores on his legs
He'd always be at Eastside Robbie Burns
Sculling back Brewex kegs
But one day the Health Department came
And closed poor old Stuey down
Now we have to go to McDonald's
And see Ronald the fuckface clown
Repeat chorus twice
Aw Stu, I went to Auckland
And when i came back
They said you's died
And Stu, I believed them
And Stu, I cried
Aw Stu, you were my mate
You gave me your suit, I love you
You asked me to live with you
I was son of Stu
I'm sorry I lost your barbeque
Repeat chorus twice
