Editing Stu's Piecart

Song by the [[Mobile Stud Unit]], from their 1998 album [[Blood Spew]]. Apparently based on a vaguely true story about an actual pie cart in student-dominated Hamilton East in the late 1980s/early 1990s. The pie cart was eventually shut down - whether this occurred before or after the song was released is in dispute.

==Lyrics==
[[image:Piecart.jpg|right|thumb|300px|"Stu's Piecart" lyrics sheet from the ''Blood Spew Official Songbook'']]
I had a mate <br>
And his name was Stu <br>
His burgers and chips were divine <br>
I ate them all the time<br>
Down at the River City Diner<br>
Till a 1/4 past 3<br>
Stuey always had a joke <br>
And a beer and a smoke for me<br>
<br>
''Chorus:''<br>
''Stuey, Goodbye my friend''<br>
''We'll miss your homestyle cooking''<br>
''Till the very end''<br>
<br>
Stuey's buttcrack<br>
Was two foot long<br>
And he had sores on his legs<br>
He'd always be at Eastside Robbie Burns<br>
Sculling back Brewex kegs<br>
<br>
But one day the Health Department came<br>
And closed poor old Stuey down<br>
Now we have to go to McDonald's<br>
And see Ronald the fuckface clown<br>
<br>
''Repeat chorus twice''<br>
<br>
Aw Stu, I went to Auckland<br>
And when i came back<br>
They said you's died<br>
And Stu, I believed them<br>
And Stu, I cried<br>
Aw Stu, you were my mate<br>
You gave me your suit, I love you<br>
You asked me to live with you<br>
I was son of Stu<br>
I'm sorry I lost your barbeque<br>
<br>
''Repeat chorus twice''
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-Stu's Piecart was a song by [[Mobile Stud Unit]], from their 1998 album [[Blood Spew]]. The lyrics were based on an apparently vaguely true story about an actual pie cart, 'The River City Diner', run by Stu Nicol and located in student-dominated Hamilton East (near the Riverina) in the late 1980s/early 1990s. The pie cart was eventually shut down - whether this occurred before or after the song was released is in dispute. Nicol gave up the pie cart due to competition from McDonald's, who opened nearby, not due to the Health Department closing him down.
+Song by the [[Mobile Stud Unit]], from their 1998 album [[Blood Spew]]. Apparently based on a vaguely true story about an actual pie cart in student-dominated Hamilton East in the late 1980s/early 1990s. The pie cart was eventually shut down - whether this occurred before or after the song was released is in dispute.
 ==Lyrics==
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 <br>
 ''Repeat chorus twice''
-==External Links==
-*''Great Kiwi pie cart rolls on'', Waikato Times, 31 January 2009 [https://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/life-style/529363/Great-Kiwi-pie-cart-rolls-on]
 [[category:Songs about Hamilton]]